dutchster

vinegod:

She’s like “No….” by Taylor White

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amydoesthings:

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

THAT LAST COMMENT IS WHAT DID IT. HOW DARE THEY

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oohnando:

freddyskrueger:

laurenjauregei:

how to be smooth as hell with your crush

*takes notes*

smart

lifehackable

jussttom:

pandaskunk:

jesus-wubs-you:

rednailsandtea:

hhanons-princess:

lifehackable:

How to be the “Perfect” Girlfriend

THIS IS PERFECT OKAY THIS IS LITERALLY PERFECT AND I REALLLY LIKE NUMBER TWO

"Neither feminism nor sexism is going to help you when you’re hungry."

I was waiting for extreme BS and then there was none and I am content with this video. Yes.

Thank you. Thank you so much. Im crying right now.

someone needs to gif the part that says “neither feminism or sexism are going to help you when you’re hungry.”