drunktrophywife: if you’re going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with a comeback
cornchipz: awkwardcontent: Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole. some people never develop beyond this stage
Person: it's just a TV show.
Me: YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING TV SHOW.
gironimooooooo: noonelovesmeimalonelol: WE AREN’T EVEN ON HIATUS YET
australiansanta: thesociallyawkwardasian: queerlava: thesociallyawkwardasian: how do mermaids have babies do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes why didn’t tarzan have a beard how many things are there
I went to see Iron Man 3 tonight and I accidentally threw away my ticket stub instead of my receipt.. I have a weird thing with keeping the tickets of amazing movies.. so anyway, I went back and turned to the guy that was working standing beside the garbage can and told him not to judge me and then I proceeded in retrieved the ticket stub… NO REGRETS
steal-the-tardis: “The Crimson Horror” sounds more like a code name for a period